As most of you who read this site regularly know, we’ve been on the front lines of the war on humans for years now. It might be our best journalistic achievement since launching this site in 2015. Not to brag or anything, but we’ve been piecing this larger story together for years now, and I don’t see any of the mainstream media companies on it. Animals are very clearly organizing to take the world back from the humans. Today, thanks to our friends at WKRN, we’re seeing that black bears are indeed back in Nashville.
ALERT! This is NOT a Halloween costume … it's an actual bear … roaming around Nashville. Viewer, Justin Daye captured this bear on his trail camera near Dickerson Road yesterday. (North Nashville area.) He has reported this to @tnwildlife. @WKRN pic.twitter.com/ldEaJuxF5K
— Kelly Dean (@kellydeannews) October 29, 2019
Well, what the hell do y’all expect? For DECADES, we have traveled up into the Smoky Mountains, to Gatlinburg specifically, and we have INVADED the homes of black bears.
It only makes sense that the black bears would begin targeting large, populated areas nearby to begin scouting for the war. We’ve been going into their territory and driving them out when all they want is probably just a little Ole Smoky Moonshine. But, they can’t just mosey on down to the strip in Gatlinburg to get some because there’s all these fucking people there!
So, now – they’re bringing the fight to us. This much is evident.
It’s only a matter of time before the black bears storm Broadway, and quite frankly, I get it. I’m not even mad. I’ll be the sick fuck watching the bear-pocalypse, probably live-tweeting it, and saying, “serves you right for taking Gatlinburg from the black bears.”
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