Yes, this is a picture of the field next to the Nashville Airport. But, it’s the only one of the airport that I actually own and took and can’t get sued for, so fuck it, that’s what we’re rolling with.
Anyway, I once showed up to the Nashville airport with a tiny little keychain multi-tool I had just received as a Christmas present. I wasn’t thinking about the screwdriver, box cutter, etc. extensions, so I didn’t think to remove it before I went. The thing was maybe the size of an Oreo, and TSA shot that shit down in a hurry. I let them take it instead of paying the $50 holding fee they requested to keep it there until I returned to Nashville. Someone got a neat little multi-tool that day.
So, with that in my mind, I simply can’t relate to the brazen arrogance you have to possess in thinking you could just easily get 25 fucking pounds of weed through that place.
A woman was caught with over 20 pounds of marijuana at Nashville International Airport.
An Airport Police K-9 hit on two bags at baggage claim and found that there was 25.5 pounds of pot inside. Officers then waited to see who picked it up.
DAMN.
I mean, hey – shoot your shot, lady. You have bigger balls than I do. The airport isn’t something to mess with. I’m terrified of those security agents…have been ever since I got a pat down because they thought I was smuggling something in my shirt. Turns out, my chest hair just tipped off the censors, but I carry that encounter with me every time I go through airport security.
Really wish I could’ve intervened and told this woman that. Maybe we could’ve prevented a crime here.
The shit was coated in dryer sheets and cayenne pepper, though. Is that what works? Is that a known deterrent for drug dogs to sniff it out? Because it sounds to me you just picked some random shit that smelled strong in the house and gave it a whirl.
If that’s the case, then man – that’s pretty reckless and not well thought out at all. Balls for days, but not a lot of brains to be had in this story, folks.
Maybe I should slather my chest in cayenne pepper next time I’m traveling.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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