We are just a week away from Thanksgiving, so folks – it’s time to say it. The holidays are officially here. I, for one, am winding down for the year – looking at the list of things we’ve accomplished at SoBros Network, and reflecting upon what the direction of our future should be. I like getting all of the big business shit wrapped up before Thanksgiving so that I can shift gears and focus on the holidays for a little bit. If you’re anything like me you’ve either started or are gearing up to start knocking out that Christmas shopping. That’s why the SoBros team and I got together to knock out our 2019 Holiday Shopping Guide.
Things we like. Things we think are nifty. And, yeah – maybe just a few things that we think are funny. Holiday shopping, baby…it’s go time! LFG.
Our 2019 Holiday Shopping Guide
1. Smokey came in clutch with this wireless charger car mount for your CD player (so you can make that thing useful again in 2019…):
It’s available on Amazon for $21.97.
2. If you know someone like me, who is completely obsessed with the ‘woman vs. cat’ meme, there’s a plethora of ‘woman vs. cat’ meme inspired merch out there you can Google. Personally, I like the ugly holiday sweater style:
This is available on CoolTeeTrend for $26.95.
3. Of course, you can’t go wrong with a good ol’ Roku Stick. They’re currently going for $48.99 on Amazon.
4. If you’re in the Nashville area and are looking to do hoodrat things with your hoodrat friends on December 21st -OR- January 5th, our friends at Southern Underground Pro wrestling are running shows at The Basement East. Sounds like something different to do -AND- the perfect stocking stuffer. Buy tickets for 12/21 here, and 1/5 here.
5. Speaking of, if you already have a SUP fan in your life, check out this welcome mat our buddy Steven McCash found:
It’s available on Fancy.com for $26.
6. To quote our own Brittany Fernandez, “anything from Witch Baby Soap. There are never enough bath bombs, in my opinion.”
7. I’m a big fan of the goofy socks. They’re safe and reliable – you can’t really go wrong with a good pair of colorful, funny, or stylish socks. But, you can really up your game by putting the face of your gift recipient’s pet or loved one on a pair of socks at PupSocks. What a time to be alive.
8. Sunny Foxy is selling a bottle opener that doubles as a cap gun. Man, this sounds right up my immature ass’ alley. I can pop a top and then shoot it at something? Sign me right up. If you know an immature ass like me, this one’s sure to make ’em giggle.
9. You can never go wrong with the good old fashioned fleshlight or dildo either. People like to have sex, so be the thoughtful person that gives them something to have sex with. Do I make this joke every year? I can’t remember.
10. But, the find of the season definitely goes to McCash, who found the King Louie Hoop:
This one’s going for a cool $2,400 on Fancy.com.
Major thanks to Smokey, Brittany Fernandez, and Steven McCash for pitching in to help me with this year’s holiday shopping guide. Happy Holidays from all of us at SoBros Network!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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