The SoBros Mailbag: 82nd Edition – Jurassic Park, AEW In Nashville

"Big Natural" Stoney Keeley answers all of your questions in the SoBros Mailbag.

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Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.

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It was a great show. I had been sick for the entire week before so it was my first night out of the house in a while, and I didn’t realize I hadn’t fully regained my strength. So, I had one Budweiser and it killed me. I fell asleep during AEW Dark.

But, all things considered, it was a blast. A great show that I feel should’ve been main evented by the Hangman Page-Pac rubber match (sorry, SCU just doesn’t do it for me). Excellent production value. My biggest takeaway from the night is that Orange Cassidy can do no wrong. During the backstage melee, he got the biggest reaction by simply standing in the bathroom. Amazing.

Also, Luchasaurus getting that massive pop upon return was awesome. All around, a roaring good time.

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I am so pumped, Mose. I love a good wrestling road trip. This Paradigm show tonight looks sick, and then, we’ll be making our first trip to Black Label Pro tomorrow. My favorite pair of PJs are clean, so I cannot wait to lounge in a hotel room. I love hotels. I’m looking forward to catching up with a lot of people I haven’t seen in a while. It’ll be difficult hiding my boner.

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I loved Jurassic Park growing up. If you would’ve asked kid Stoney, he would’ve given the okay to make Jurassic Park a real thing and then a fuck ton of people would’ve died. Thankfully, kid Stoney didn’t get to make a lot of the big decisions.

If I could be any of the dinosaurs, I think I’d be one of the velociraptors. Those things were survivors. No matter what happened, they were going to make it out okay. Plus, they were badass. Or, I’d want to be that one dinosaur that spit in Newman’s face. I’ve always wanted to spit poison in someone’s face.

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Who don’t want you, O’Shay? We rollin’ up on somebody?!?!

Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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