Ridiculously Fabricated Bowl Names, Year 6

It's back for 2019 - one of the signature features from the SoBros Network crew. Our annual list of ridiculously fabricated bowl names.

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I just simply can’t believe we’re on the sixth year of Ridiculously Fabricated Bowl Names. It’s honestly one of my favorite pieces we run every year. Just because it’s so absurd and fun, but I don’t think I’ll ever write a better intro than I did three years ago.

College football is weird, man. Not only can you not have a winning season and make it to a bowl game, but the millions of dollars floating around these games have created some pretty interesting names for the bowls themselves. There’s The Famous Idaho Potato Bowl, The Dollar General Bowl, The Motel 6 Cactus Bowl, and The Nova Home Loans Arizona Bowl just to name a few. Those are real bowl names, too!

We haven’t even started listing our fake bowl names. That is real – and it’s a testament to the power of the dollar.

For the right price, you could slap any name on any bowl game, and ESPN and the NCAA would run with it. How else do you think the AdvoCare V100 Texas Bowl came to fruition?

So, yeah – what we’re doing here is providing a little bit of humor to get you through your work day. But, it’s also a bit of social commentary on the absurdity of the 80+ college football bowl games we’re getting ready to witness. It’s my favorite piece of the year.

On top of all of that, they hand out some really odd trophies. “Congrats on the fine season! Here’s this giant, polished BOWL OF ORANGES!” That tradition is made even weirder by the fact that the head coach, MVP, or someone usually starts taking the oranges out of the bowl and throwing them around to teammates. When did this become a thing?

Yeah – it’s crazy, but let’s cut the bullshit and get down to brass tacks – what follows is literally just a list of made-up bowl games. So, if you’re not into that, best be GTFO right now.

RIDICULOUSLY FABRICATED BOWL NAMES, YEAR 6

My submissions

  • Danny Bonaduce Presents The Gerber Carrot Puree Bowl
  • The Bills Mafia Table Bowl
  • The Genesis Diamond’s Bigfoot Bowl
  • The Chick-Fil-A Mothman Bowl
  • The Country Music Hall of Fame Korn Bowl
  • The University of Arkansas 30-50 Feral Hog Bowl
  • The Mrs. Dash Big Ol’ Tiddies Bowl
  • Tim McGraw’s Three 6 Mafia Football Classic
  • The Penguin Books USA Cocoa Bowl
  • The Benihana Chopped Bowl
  • The SoBros Network Gin Friday Bowl
  • The Hasbro Toxic Masculinity Bowl
  • The Celestial Seasonings Cinnamon Angels Bowl
  • The McDonald’s Bathroom Cuck Bowl
  • The American Eagle All Human Life Is Pointless Bowl

Cadbury’s submissions

  • The 2019 Campbell’s Tomato Soup Stained Tupperware Bowl
  • The Smokin’ Budz Alpaca Bowl

Worrier’s submissions

  • The Nothing Rhymes With Orange Bowl
  • The Mar-a-Lago Impeach-a-Bowl

Rooster’s submissions

  • The Middle of the Desert Fireworks Warehouse Bowl
  • The Music City Center Bathroom Coyote Bowl
  • The Popeye’s Chicken Bring Your Own Bun Bowl
  • The Kraft Singles Not Real Cheese Bowl

Mose’s submissions

  • The It’s Okay You Didn’t Win Smile Bowl
  • The Durex Tuff Bowl
  • Ragu Presents The Sketti Bowl

McCash’s submissions

  • Fake News Bowl
  • 1-900-COLLECT Bowl
  • Clap on, clap off, The Clapper Bowl
  • The Power Glove Bowl presented by Nintendo

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