Baby Powder: Is This the New Fad Diet of the Decade?

 In Humor

We all get caught up in it, “new year, new me.” I have been guilty of it and I am sure many of you have as well. Well a UK woman doesn’t seem to be eating baby powder as a diet, but maybe she is onto something…

Courtesy of the New York Post:

A UK woman is addicted to powder — and not the illicit kind. Lisa Anderson, of Paignton, Devon, consumes a nearly half-pound bottle of talcum every day — a bizarre habit she claims has set her back more than $10,000.

What is the old saying? A bottle of baby powder a day keeps the doctor away?

I mean COME ON lady – Baby Powder? $10,000 worth of BABY POWDER?!?!

You thought heroin or meth was addicting, this lady raises her nose to you. You want a real addiction? Try scarfing down baby powder 30 times a day.

I guess my mind works in weird ways, but the first thing I thought about was the tablespoon of cinnamon and the six crackers in 60 second challenges. For those of you who haven’t tried them, give a quick YouTube search. I HAVE to assume it is not easy to get down a handful of baby powder.

Hopefully, our fearless leader, Big Natural, will do the investigative work to see if it is possible and take down a handful of baby powder. New year off to a hot start folks, buckle up!

Stan is the Chief of Debauchery for SoBros Network. A native of the Northeast, he is a diehard fan of the New York Yankees, but no, he does not wear a big gold chain and backwards hat. Nor does he drink Heinekens. Follow on Twitter: @sobrostan.

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