Super Bowl 54 Drinking Game

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Alright, ladies and gentlemen – it’s time for the Super Bowl 54 drinking game! We’ve waited an entire year for this. Ever since getting sloshed and watching that defensive battle that most people actually hated between the Patriots and Rams, I’ve eagerly anticipated the next Super Bowl Sunday, when I could sit, drink, watch football, and go on the emotional roller coaster that is the inevitable realization that football will be gone from my life for the next six months. I’m sorry that took a dark turn. I sound a bit depressed, and perhaps I am, but this should be a joyous occasion.

So, let’s get to work – we pride ourselves on being the official unofficial king of the drinking game. We write ’em for all the big football weekends, and for all of the big pro wrestling shows. God, couldn’t you just feel the testosterone in that last sentence?

Anyway, Super Bowl 54 – its the Kansas City Chiefs and it’s the San Francisco 49ers. The Chiefs are currently favored by a single point, with an over/under of 54.5. So, Las Vegas thinks this one’s going to be a close one and they think it’s going to be a shootout. LFG – let’s. fuckin’. go.

Super Bowl 54 Drinking Game

Take a drink if/when…

  • Someone mentions Andy Reid’s shortcomings in the playoffs. Double up if the phrase ‘can’t win the big one’ is used specifically.
  • Anyone brings up 26-3 talking about Kyle Shanahan.
  • The speed of the Chiefs offense is mentioned.
  • Handsome Jimmy G throws a touchdown.
  • Patrick Mahomes tucks the ball and runs.
  • Raheem Mostert amasses 10 yards. You must take a drink for every 10 yards Raheem Mostert amasses after 10, too.
  • Any Chiefs player has a reception of 20+ yards.
  • Deebo Samuel makes a play of 10+ yards.
  • Sammy Watkins catches six balls. You must take a drink for every Watkins reception after six, too.
  • Richard Sherman deflects a pass.
  • Robert Saleh is shown getting hyped on the sideline.
  • Someone mentions the “offensive genius” of Reid or Shanahan.
  • Either team’s defense registers a takeaway.
  • Either team’s defense registers a sack.
  • A player is caught standing too close to a live mic, and a “FUCK” or “SHIT” makes it through to the broadcast.

Take a shot if/when…

  • George Kittle’s love of professional wrestling is mentioned.
  • You see Andy Reid in a Hawaiian shirt at any point during the broadcast.
  • Either team converts a 4th down.
  • Either team scores a defensive or special teams touchdown.
  • Finally, raise a glass of your poison of choice and do a shot at the end of the game, no matter the outcome. Cheers to another fun season in the books!

As always, folks. Have fun, but stay safe and drink responsibly.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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