Blake Christian Actually Might Not Be Human

You can watch a single Blake Christian match and come away thinking "there's no way that dude's actually human."

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If you’re making a list of the brightest up-and-comers in the independent wrestling world, Blake Christian is going to be near the top of that list, if not at the top.

The dude is an all-world high flyer who had a breakout campaign in 2019 that saw him hit the upper echelon of the indies. Now, he’s poised for a massive 2020, and it should only be a matter of time before one of the big companies gobbles this dude up.

He and fellow breakout star Alex Zayne took their phenomenal rivalry all over the country in 2019. For so long, the South has slept on both of these dudes, but not anymore. The days of watching them grind out a banger in the Gladeville Community Center for $10 are long gone.

This is a new class of S U P E R S T A R S.

Still, even having seen some of the crazy daredevil antics Christian pulled off stealing the show in GCW during the back half of 2019, he’s able to keep executing moves that surprise us. Honestly, the dude seems to defy the laws of physics, too.

Did he…..did he just do what I think he just did?

Are my eyes working?

Did he just…like….skate? On a folding chair? After diving over the top rope?

This is crazy. We need an action drama starring Blake Christian doing his ninja shit on AMC by the fall. Seems like a crime to keep his talents reserved strictly to the wrestling world. Where do we sign the petition to get him on American Ninja Warrior?

Just amazing stuff – I’m going to tweak the old phrase, “if it walks like a duck and quacks…” Instead, “if it doesn’t move like a human and defies the laws of physics…”

Blake Christian isn’t human…which means maybe the sky isn’t the limit for this guy. Maybe there isn’t a limit for him at all.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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