The fine folks at Old Bay nearly broke the internet (at least, they nearly broke my internet) earlier this week when they announced that they’d be releasing an Old Bay hot sauce. It was a joyous occasion. Personally, it might rank among the great moments of my life. Two of my favorite things on the planet – combined into one. I dare say Old Bay is my life force. I dare say hot sauce is my brain fluid. Together, they allow me to think and feel.
It sounds like sweet beautiful music.
#OldBayHotSauce is HERE Get your hands on a bottle (or 10) of this LIMITED EDITION product, available online. ️ https://t.co/P7WQvM4ja2 pic.twitter.com/DWBCHn9M5I
— OLD BAY (@OLDBAYSeasoning) January 29, 2020
The problem? Pretty much everyone in America felt the exact same way I did about the Old Bay hot sauce. Customers flooded the Old Bay website and ordered every last bottle.
They sold out in mere minutes.
Now, we’re enduring a shortage of this fine creation. Hell, I wasn’t able to get a single bottle. It seems like a national emergency. Someone needs to call Nicolas Cage.
At the very least, I think we should inquire about the availability of the National Guard for a crisis like this.
You can get updates on the availability of this Old Bay hot sauce on their website.
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