Y’all must know by now that I’m not about anything involving the ocean. Don’t wanna go near it. Definitely don’t wanna get in it. I don’t care what happens….the ocean is a world of death. That said, I gotta give props to this beluga whale for helping this lady out in Norway when she dropped her phone into the harbor.
This is the moment a beluga whale returns a women’s iPhone after she drops it into the water by accident in Hammerfest harbour, Norway. pic.twitter.com/fWqow8ISy7
— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) February 6, 2020
Look – good for you lady. And, that’s awfully sweet of you, Mr. Beluga Whale. Plenty of reasons to be happy about this clip.
But, if I drop my phone into the ocean, just kiss it goodbye. Y’all can have my thousand dollars. I don’t give a shit if it’s a teddy bear. If something starts swimming up in the water to greet me, I’m out. If I had been in that lady’s shoes, I would’ve fainted. I damn sure wouldn’t have stuck out my hand to greet the animal. That’s a wild ass animal – you don’t know what it’s going to do!
Not to mention, what if a shark comes up to eat the beluga whale AND THEN IT EATS YOU!?!? Fuck all that.
And, let’s be real for a minute. Is that phone even still going to be good? Not only has it been in the ocean for a hot minute, but you also got this creature biting down on it, too. I guess it’s cool for the story, but let’s not act like this whale is returning the phone in good condition. Not to be a Debbie Downer. Just saying.
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