Boy, these fast food companies and their candles are really making a stand. KFC, as far as I know, was the first to the game, and now, I’m happy to see McDonald’s getting in on the fun with this line of Quarter Pounder candles.
McDonald’s to sell limited edition six-pack of candles that smell like Quarter Pounder ingredients: Ketchup, Pickle, Cheese, Onion & Beef. pic.twitter.com/XpBv6l79S0
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) February 20, 2020
What a practical gift. You could burn each of them individually and it’d be an absolute delight. Who wouldn’t want a candle that makes the entire living room smell like onions? Nothing better to help you unwind at the end of a long hard day than to draw a hot bath and light up a candle that smells like pickles.
Now….factor in that you can light them all up at the same time and you can recreate the magnificent scent of a Quarter Pounder (with cheese…since there’s a cheese candle), and you have a winning combination. McDonald’s saw what KFC was doing and hit ’em with the big time one-up. Typically, I don’t like one-uppers….but in this case, it involves Quarter Pounders, so I’m actually good with it. I do have a question, though.
How fresh is the 100% fresh beef, though? Like….what does it smell like? I see McDonald’s and think hamburger. But, the way this is worded kinda makes it sound like we’re going to smell freshly murdered cattle flesh. I don’t know if I’m all about that.
Just writing this post has made my mouth water for that shitty cheesy McDonald’s flavor. So, props to them, ’cause they got me talking.
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