The SoBros Mailbag: 94th Edition – Soccer, Airplanes, Green Onions

It must be lunch time on a Friday. The SoBros Mailbag is here.

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Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.

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I always thought it was just the green part. You’d slice ’em up and throw ’em on something. I don’t know that I’ve ever eaten the actual “bulb” of a green onion. Maybe there’s some actual journalism here to explore.

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I’m pumped. Admittedly, I’m not the biggest soccer fan. I try to keep up with the big tournaments, but now that there’s a MLS team in town, I’m eager to dig into it a little bit more. Gonna have to go check out a game some time.

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Man….this is as tough a mailbag question as I’ve ever had. I think I’m killing Old Bay because I could probably find something pretty similar to get by with. I’m fuckin’ the Nashville hot chicken because if I ate it every day, my stomach wouldn’t last a month. So, that leaves me with the G.O.A.T. of all pig-out meals, Chinese food, to marry.

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I honestly don’t even remember specific Saturday morning cartoons. Just watching whatever was on Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon. Or, I’d play one of my X-Men, G.I. Joe, or Transformer cartoon VHS tapes.

I’m going to WrestleVania and D-Generation F. Those are the only ones I actually have tickets for, but I’m all in For The Culture and Effy’s Big Gay Brunch, too. Just gotta get on buying the tickets – the talent announcements for both of those shows have been absolutely insane.

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I hadn’t heard of Joella’s until you asked this, Matt. Looking ’em up, I don’t see any locations in Tennessee, so I’m gonna have to travel to make this happen. But, the photos look phenomenal.

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You know how stupid I was as a kid? I used to think, “man, it’s Carmen SAN DIEGO – they’re telling you the whereabouts of this character IN THE NAME!

I was a big time Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo fan. I owned both, and that was my golden age of playing video games. Sonic The Hedgehog, Mega Man, X-Men, I had some bass fishing game that I played all the time. Those were the days, man!

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I’m gonna let Mose handle this one:

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I tend to align with the “just don’t do it” team. It’s too invasive for my liking. I would never feel comfortable reclining on a plane. I just sit there cramped and uncomfortable. Or, if I’m that desperate for space, I’ll just shell out the money for a bigger seat.

Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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