Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question, from Olivia on Facebook:
When you drink out of a bottle: mouth around the whole opening or top lip in the opening ?
Answer:
I go top lip in the opening. Putting my entire mouth around the opening just feels uncomfortable – a real hardo move, if you will. I don’t want that much fluid in my mouth at a time, and my teeth are sensitive to cold. So, the top lip in the opening keeps that fluid from hitting my teeth. It’s just safer.
Question:
Would you rather change baby diapers, or elderly people diapers?
— Noho Hank (@SoBroCadbury) February 20, 2020
Answer:
So, for those of you who don’t know this, I freeze up when I’m around babies. I don’t know if it’s the overwhelming sense of responsibility or what, but I just get anxious as hell. So, changing baby diapers is a lot more worrisome for me than the average person.
I actually don’t know if I can choose. I don’t like shit. Honestly, I hate that we, as humans, HAVE to shit. It’s disgusting. I don’t like any kind of bodily fluids at all.
Can I just leave everyone in their shitty stinky diapers and disappear?
Question:
Bone thugs n harmony changed their names to BoneLess thugs for Buffalo Wild Wings for a day. Which celeb should change their name next for marketing a company? And are the SoBros willing to do the same?
— Patrick Criswell (@PatCrizzy) February 20, 2020
Answer:
Man, this is a good one, Patrick. I’ve just about been stumped.
What if Dale Earnardt, Jr. changed his name to Dell Earnhardt, Jr. and sold computers? What if Gregg Popovich changed his name to Gregg Poppervich and sold jalapeno poppers? What if Joe Rogan became Joe Trojan and sold fuckin’ condoms? I don’t know I’m just spitballin’ here.
At this stage in our business, we will do anything for money.
Question:
Is Joellas Hot Chicken legit?
— Matt Griffin (@MattTheMouth) February 20, 2020
Answer:
Damn it, Matt. It’s only been a week since you last asked me this. I haven’t been to Georgia this week, so I still don’t know.
Looks like Chris has you covered, though:
No, it tastes like ass (and not the good kind)
— Chris T. Bonjour (@ChrisTBonjour) February 20, 2020
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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