I’ll tell you one things, folks. It is officially tough times out on these damn streets. We’re in uncharted territory as a nation, and I don’t want to freak anyone out, but I think we’re closer to martial law than we’ve ever been. We’re already seeing members of the animal kingdom rise up and take charge. Take Charlie here, for instance – I don’t ever want to cross Charlie….Charlie sure as hell looks like if you look at him funny, he’s going to tackle your ass.
Every trash day Charlie does this to every trash can pic.twitter.com/aKpUW1P0bj
— Tristoncole (@tristoncole_) March 21, 2020
FUCK OUTTA HERE, TRASH CANS!
Yikes. This is alarming. If you’re a trash can in Charlie’s neighborhood, you absolutely HAVE to keep your head on a swivel. Sleep with one eye, gripping your pillow tight. Whatever – you just have to stay aware because this stout little dude is going to BODY you if he so much as sees you loitering by the neighborhood streets.
There’s hate behind that shoulder block. He’s eyeing that trash can up from several feet away. He’s chompin’ at the bit to jump up and knock that thing over. I don’t know what you would call a prejudiced attack on a trash can – is it racism? sexism? objectism? I don’t know, but someone somewhere has a term for it and Charlie here probably needs to be investigated for it.
I’m not gonna lie, guys – you all might think it’s funny to see a dog that tackles every trash can he encounters, but I’m nervous as hell about this.
Nervous. As. Hell.
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