James Conner Chuckin’ Wood Is a Big Ass Mood

James Conner was recently caught on film literally throwing logs out in the woods somewhere and it is 1.2 million percent inspiring.

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How much wood could James Conner chuck if James Conner could chuck wood? I’ll tell ya – a fuckin’ LOT. The Steelers running back posted a video of him getting creative with his workout, tossing literal logs of wood into the sky.

Can’t stop, won’t stop – you don’t have to like the grind, but you will respect it. Ain’t scared. Ain’t shook. Just out in the woods somewhere hurling logs into the sky. How many of those damn things did he throw? And, how’s he plan to clean it up? Just go to the area where he was throwing ’em and throw ’em back into the original pile? That’s a lot of work, so I imagine his back is going to look like The Incredible Hulk’s by the time the sun goes down. This guy is just a relentless force of nature.

The only thing that’s making my eye twitch in this video is the fact that the pile is so neat and orderly, but the way he’s tossing logs in the opposite direction is very random and not organized, and I just can’t with that shit, y’all.

Otherwise, I absolutely love it. I love this exercise – just picking stuff up and throwing it as hard and as far as you possibly can. I’m not near any woods, but I might go do this with the liquor bottles in the parking lot of my apartment complex. Definitely gotta do it shirtless, too. There’s no other way to show these haters who the boss is.

Now, the only question is who would win in a street fight between James Conner and James Harrison? Conner is just getting into the extreme workout video game, but Harrison was the godfather of it. Remember that clip of him playing volleyball with boulders or whatever?

What’s with these Pittsburgh Steelers, man? Mike Tomlin got dudes with super powers suiting up on Sundays. Doesn’t seem fair to me.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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