If you’ve never seen Mance Warner wrestle a match live, it’s hard to explain just how much he can captivate the attention of a room. The first few notes of “Simple Man” hit, and the next thing you know, the audience is taking part in one big singalong. When Ol’ Mancer hits that curtain, that place erupts, as he makes his way around all four sides of the ring, shaking hands and passing out high fives.
No matter where I’ve seen him, it’s always been the same deal. “The Southern Psycho” is for the people, and the people are for “The Southern Psycho.”
At a time in our nation’s history when society is completely divided, maybe it’s time we look to a man like Warner to bring us back together. Maybe it’s time we consider backing him as a U.S. Presidential candidate. It’s not too late for someone to enter the race, right?
“I give a fuck about beer.” -Mance Warner (2020) pic.twitter.com/CDdtsFVKUw
— Wrasslin’ on SoBros Network (@SoBrosWrasslin) February 29, 2020
I believe the exact quote was something along the lines of “I don’t give a fuck about Myron. I don’t give a fuck about Doug. Who the fuck is Doug? I give a fuck about BEER!”
I’ve never heard as many people so in tune with a speaker in my life. Everyone in that building, including the children who were far too young to crush beers, were roaring with approval. I don’t know what that says about Sellersburg, Indiana, but I know what it says about Warner. He’s a unifying force in a not so unified society.
Just imagine what that State of the Union would be like. Imagine what Mance Warner could do in the White House. A man who brings us together and tells it like it is could do wonders for this country. I bet the stock market is already on its way back up just from me writing this journalistic article. Lariats and light beers would be the platform, and America would be a lot fuckin’ tougher because of it. We’d never have to worry about our enemies, because who in the hell is going to cross a country led by Mance Warner?
Also, I’d be willing to bet that Warner would make the revival of WCW a government mandated task, and I’m here for it, baby. Everyone is obviously entitled to their opinion, but you’d be wrong not to back this man. Nobody is better suited for this job.
Now, you might be wondering who I’d select as the Vice President for Mance Warner. Easy: Matthew Justice.
Matthew Justice is as real as it gets pic.twitter.com/j2REAIIG5c
— Wrasslin’ on SoBros Network (@SoBrosWrasslin) February 29, 2020
“We got beer here, and I give a fuck about beer.” Mancer-Justice 2020.
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Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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