I’ve never been one to piledrive anyone. I’m also not an expert on determining whether or not a seemingly harmless inanimate object is actually a sentient being capable of understanding and purposefully inflicting damage upon a human. It’s 2020 – so I’m sure that type of thing is out there in the world. I’m just not it.
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Yeah, this one’s hard to call. I know this is exactly the thing I do to get paid as a journalist. You gotta make judgement calls on big stories sometimes. Should I post that Tom Brady is going to sign with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Do I have enough information to irrefutably claim that the moon is made of cheese? Am I going to be in trouble for suggesting jerking off to Kellyanne Conway is like jerking off to Denis Leary?
I don’t know. I’m just saying that’s the heavy burden of responsibility that rests upon my shoulders as a credible journalist. I can’t say for sure that this big spinning hamster wheel was able to knowingly piledrive this human.
It damn sure looked like it, though. That boi was folded right the fuck in half. Dumped right on his head and spit out of that thing like a sunflower seed. I don’t know what this kid was expecting. And, maybe the most important question to ask here is who the fuck put this thing on a playground?!?!
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