Folks, we are here to witness something truly amazing today. It’s not often that something like this comes along. It’s a real testament to modern science, and honestly I’m surprised I saw this on Twitter and not the fine pages of National Geographic. I feel as though this clip is that important. This man done blowed his drawers out in highly impressive, astonishing, and dramatic fashion.
Ever hear a fart hit third gear? pic.twitter.com/clsgeGDJIs
— RandomMemes (@RandomMemes69) March 3, 2020
Rest in peace, underwear. Them drawers is gone….at the very least, they are certainly contaminated. Everyone within a five mile radius has pinkeye now. Any pets in the home are likely dead, too. Hey, at least he doesn’t have to worry about any sort of infestation…. ’cause whatever would’ve been trying to invade this man’s home is gone, too.
This man’s wife/girlfriend has a really interesting look on her face. It’s not like, “this is humorous,” but it’s also not angry. It’s just sort of an empty look that would indicate that this man’s nuclear sharts are a regular occurrence for her. This man must be a hell of a catch because you’d have to be to have that sort of shart and maintain a relationship with a human.
This thing was like the full range of farts in one super shart. It started off a little bubbly, straightened out, sounded higher, sounded lower, was super long, and ended kinda patchy like if he kept pushing, there was going to be a mess to clean up. Really, I mean this from the bottom of my heart…bravo, sir. Except for all of the animals this shart probably killed. That’s not cool.
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