Now ain’t the time for fuckery, people. I don’t know what the deal is, but people just don’t seem to be listening. They don’t seem to care about CDC guidelines and social distancing. Some of y’all are just being downright asses about all of this.
Tensions are high right now. I get it. Make no mistake about it – this is a trying time for a lot of people. But, instead of being a big time dick about things, let’s try to lean on each other in love and support (is that so novel a concept?!?!). If you don’t want to participate, then we should send this Australian shopkeeper to axe handle the everloving fuck out of your skull!
Man Spits on Oranges: Shopkeeper slaps him into his next attempt at life. pic.twitter.com/18FZ9yeuDO
— @Emma Down Under (@emm_downunder) March 28, 2020
You know how in cartoons, sometimes, someone would pull out a comically oversized mallet and literally hammer another character into the ground? This was almost the real life version of that. Like, I’d almost be willing to bet that this dude’s feet are underground at least.
Gotta say, though – if this is true, and the guy here was legit just spitting on oranges, he absolutely deserved to get his head caved in. Is that the biggest asshole move in the world right now? Spitting?
We don’t know who’s infected with COVID-19. We don’t know who’s not infected at this point. Testing worldwide is still an issue. You have no idea how many people you could be infecting with your spittle. Not to mention, it’s a tough time for store owners right now, too! Now this man is going to have to toss all the fucking oranges because of this dude spitting on them.
Absolutely love the move. I’m not usually the type to promote violence, but if you mess with the bull, you get the horns. This guy stepped into it, put that body weight behind it, built momentum, and then smashed his hand into that asshole’s head. Well done.
I’d be willing to bet this shopkeeper could throw a football 80 yards, and that the dude he hit is probably legally blind now.
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