It is tough sledding out in these quarantined streets, folks. We’re going on…what? A month straight of social distancing and staying at home. We’re starting lose our grip on reality…our sanity going with it. Look, we get it – it’s all for the best…but man..that doesn’t mean it’s not a drag. Meanwhile, we got groundhogs out here living their best lives, eating pizza and staring into our homes. That’s right, world – meet Pizza Groundhog:
Philadelphia’s “Pizza Groundhog” is enjoying this coronavirus quarantine with a full stomach! Thanks for sending in this video Kristin Chalela Bagnell! #6abcactionhttps://t.co/NCcTOzDkkr pic.twitter.com/lFqQwivShh
— Action News on 6abc (@6abc) April 15, 2020
Hell yes – go off, king!
I love this groundhog’s ambition and vision. The world’s going to hell in a handbasket and he’s just picking up pizza out of the trash and going to town on it. Oh there’s some weird human shit going on on the other side of this invisible wall? Shit – I’ma just post up right here and enjoy the show. Dinner and a movie, if you will.
He’s staring at these people’s pets like they can absolutely get fucked….taunting them with a delicious gourmet pizza right in front of their faces. If Pizza Groundhog doesn’t have bold and blatant BDE, then I don’t know who does.
Real talk, though – this is pretty much how I’ve been eating ever since the quarantine started. It’s no wonder I’ve ballooned up to the approximate size of a blimp during the last month.
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