Especially given these trying times, you gotta get your workouts in however you can. You can get you a resistance band to do all kinds of workouts. There’s sit-ups and crunches, and hell – you can still get out and put miles on ya as long as you’re obeying the social distancing guidelines. But, push-ups are my ultimate go-to…they build muscle, they build your strength, and they build your endurance. Plus, if I’m not careful, the way I eat, I can get some mean ass bitch tits in a hurry if I don’t stay on my push-up routine.
Anyway, I know we’re all trying to stay fit and find some fun new exercises to stay on top of our games during this quarantine. So, I’ve been on the hunt on social media to do my job as a journalist and bring you the latest information. I’m not sure what kind of push-ups these are, but figured I’d pass ’em along to you guys.
Staying in is dangerous pic.twitter.com/R9WSma30C4
— MotherfuckerBond (@BadJim007) March 24, 2020
Cool – what is this new form of the push-up? Never seen it before. Looks kinda like it’s high impact. I dare say these push-ups look painful.
But, I’m sure there’s some thought behind it. They wouldn’t just put stuff on the internet if it wasn’t well-vetted by the authorities. In case you’re new to journalism, that’s how it works.
Maybe you want to rearrange your nose. Maybe you need a loose tooth knocked out. Maybe you need to knock those memories of your ex out of your skull. Whatever the reason, this looks like the exercise for the person who wants a new look or who wants to forget that they even exist.
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