Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
What flavor hard seltzer do you want that’s not out yet?
— Aging Jerk (@RighteousJesse) April 23, 2020
Favorite flavor dum dum?
Answer:
I’m a big time pomegranate guy, and until I see a pomegranate hard seltzer, I’m going to keep banging the drum for one.
My top five Dum Dum flavors:
5. Mystery
4. Butterscotch
3. Root Beer
2. Cream Soda
1. Pineapple
Question:
In the history of hair parting. Which way of parting one's hair is the manliest/coolest?
— DallasJeter (@8e919e050f44470) April 23, 2020
Answer:
I think it’s all about the confidence when it comes to style. And, that goes for parting your hair, fashion, whatever. The way you carry yourself is more of a style than anything else. Now, that’s not to say you can just throw on whatever….comb your hair however….walk out the door, and have people hitting you up to be on the cover of GQ.
You have to feel that confidence. So, you gotta part your hair in a way that makes you feel that confidence. But, that means y’all can part your hair in ANY way possible – if you feel it, you’re gonna walk like you feel it.
That’s what matters.
Question:
How many quarantine pounds have you gained since the #StayAtHome order?
— Armondo (@mightymondo) April 24, 2020
Answer:
Bruh, it is disgusting. I haven’t actually gained that much weight, but I feel so much heavier. It feels like I’m walking around the apartment with a sack of potatoes tied to each foot. I’ve been eating like shit ’cause I’m stressed out all the time.
I disguise my fat nature by saying I’m “supporting local businesses” by eating at all of these food trucks. But, really – it’s just an excuse to pig out. Gotta get back into shape, or I’m going to look like Fat Bastard (do people still know what Austin Powers is in 2020?) before this whole thing’s over with.
Question:
Is it still April?
— sobrostan (@sobrostan) April 24, 2020
Answer:
I have no concept of time. That’s not me trying to be funny either – I have no idea what time it is….what day it is….
At any given moment, it could be high noon or the middle of the night…this week, I’ve gone to bed at 8:30PM, 1AM, 9PM, and 2:30AM. Sure, part of that is work, part of that is stress….but I ain’t leavin’ the house man. I’ve gotten fresh air ONCE this week when we drove a mile down the road to get Starbucks.
It all blends together.
As I’m typing this out, I realize how sad it sounds, but I assure you, I’m not really tore up about it. Just need to get a little more regimented and “back to normal.”
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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