Desperate times call for desperate measures, folks. That’s just the way it is these days – you gotta figure out how to adapt and survive, or risk losing it all. It sucks, but some people are leaning into the creative spirit to get people back to the bar. Take this restaurant in Maryland that’s using bumper tables to keep people safely distanced at six feet apart from each other as an example.
This restaurant in Maryland intends to use bumper tables to keep customers six feet apart once it begins to take seated diners. pic.twitter.com/ReCLbzcowF
— CBS News (@CBSNews) May 18, 2020
Forget the COVID-19 global pandemic, this shit just looks fun as hell even if everything goes back to normal.
I mean, yeah – it makes me want to run around, chasing people, and bumping into them. I’m going to be that annoying prick. But, you’re crazy if you think this doesn’t look fun. Not to mention, you can get you an ice cold beer or a pina colada while you’re enjoying the bumper tables. And, you tell me I’m being responsible for my country and the whole entire planet Earth in the process? Shit – sign me right the hell up. I will be a hero for this cause.
Otherwise, I’m not interested in going to a restaurant right now – plain and simple. I know everyone’s itching to get back out there as states start to reopen a bit, but I’m just gonna sit back and watch this thing play out for a week or two before I feel comfortable going back out to all the local establishments…
….unless of course you have bumper tables. If you have bumper tables, I’ll be there as soon as my 2006 Nissan Altima can get me there.
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