There is nothing quite like a good Mother’s Day story to sooth the soul. I mean, just think about all the good moms out there who have literally made our lives possible. The world would be a much scarier place without good mamas to teach us the way.
That’s why I just love reading stories like this one, in which a dude went fucking bananas and gave his mom the thrill ride of her life.
Police were first alerted to Thomas Bouchard, 37, when his mother called to report her car stolen, just before 1 p.m. Sunday. According to the Morning Sentinel, the woman told police that her son had stripped off his clothes before taking the Hyundai Elantra without permission.
Our boy here went on to try to evade police before he pulled into a church, jumped out of the car, and let his mom’s car collide with another moving vehicle.
Dude collapsed while trying to fight police, and they ended up pumping him full of Naloxone to get him breathing again. Apparently, they thought he was overdosing (shocking, I know).
My goodness, has the Mother’s Day game been upped or what?!?! How are any of us ever going to top what this man did?!?! I gave my mom a new book and a box of chocolates. This guy gave his mom what was pretty much a Michael Bay film. I bet she was sitting there at the jail, just crying tears of joy. Imagine how proud you’d be if your son gave you THAT spectacle on Mother’s Day!
What a show. Sons and daughters, you better step up your game next year. We’re gonna have to set mom’s house on fire or something in order to top this one.
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