Sometimes, you just gotta flex on people. You catch ’em sleepin’ and you have to remind ’em of just who the hell you are. That’s exactly what Halle Berry did on Twitter last week when she dropped this photo seemingly out of nowhere.
54… life just gets better and better! ✨ pic.twitter.com/XowrTRK0F7
— Halle Berry (@halleberry) August 14, 2020
*sigh* – How do you right this without getting in trouble with somebody somewhere, Stoney?
Man, if only I knew what it was like to be that bad and know I was that bad. Y’all would be getting bikini pics out of me every damn day. But, how about this? The world’s going to shit. You can’t log on to social media without seeing people fighting, and Halle Berry’s out here just dropping rays of sunshine and positivity. I gotta say – this was a definite morale boost, for sure. 54 – life just gets better and better – shit, I hope so. I feel like I probably need to watch what I eat a little more or I might not see 54, but I get it. I like the words of encouragement. Maybe if I just take care of myself and my mental health, I can look this good in a bikini by the time I’m 54. We’ll have to revisit this conversation in 21 years.
And, let’s be real here – anyone who knows anything about sports knows that the tape don’t lie, and the tape don’t lie here either, folks. It doesn’t look like Berry has lost a single step since the 90s. That fastball is still there, still intact, and still striking motherfuckers out left and right. She’s one of the G.O.A.T.s of this shit.
I don’t know much about skateboarding. I was always the kid that would just sit down on the skateboard and ride it down the hill. So, I’m no expert, but I feel like skateboarding on your barefoot is not good, and folks, Halle Berry is a national treasure that should be protected at all costs. Someone please tell her.
This woman had an entire generation hooked on Swordfish. It’s 2020, and I know y’all will get in trouble, but you fuckers have your DVD copies of that movie and we all know it ain’t because of Hugh Jackman and John Travolta‘s riveting performances.
She’s a superstar, an Oscar winner, and I can’t wait to see what she does next. Actually, as it turns out, there’s this thing called the internet that can tell you things like this sometimes.
Berry’s been working on directing and starring in Bruised. Per IMDB:
Jackie “Justice”, a disgraced MMA fighter who has failed at the one thing she’s ever been good at fighting. When 6-year-old Manny, the son she walked out on years ago, returns to her doorstep, Jackie has to conquer her own demons, face one of the fiercest rising stars of the MMA world, and ultimately fight to become the mother this kid deserves.
Sold.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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