I know the covid kinda makes this complicated now, but I’m sure President Trump will be just fine by the time the Presidential debate comes to Nashville on October 22nd. He is the healthiest human being on planet Earth, after all. You know how Popeye got stronger with the more spinach he ate? That’s how KFC works for Trump. Anyway, I don’t know what exactly y’all expected from Biden and Trump during that first Presidential debate last week, but it’s never been clearer that this kinda shit isn’t going to help anyone who is undecided, and all it’s going to do is madden the rest of us.
Supposedly, they’re going to add some additional structure to help prevent that from happening, but I remain a little skeptical.
“Last night’s debate made clear that additional structure should be added to the format of the remaining debates to ensure a more orderly discussion of the issues,” the commission announced in a statement.
Look, I get it – they gotta TRY and make it sound like they’re going to take these things more seriously as we inch closer to Election Day. But do any of y’all believe this type of thing can be controlled? I mean, hell – why even do the debates anymore?
That’s why I’m here today to propose a different solution. It’s just what I do here – big picture ‘idea’ guy here.
These guys just need to duke it out – I would be much prouder as an American if they let them straight up fist fight than I would be if we just continue having these awkward debates that serve no real purpose.
If you still wanna do the damn thing in Nashville here in a few weeks, go right ahead. I know just the place: that parking lot across the street from Joe’s Crab Shack on 2nd Avenue.
Why the Joe’s Crab Shack parking lot? Because that’s old Nashville. You wanna set this brawl up, you pay respects to the way downtown USED to be.
Not to mention, there’s plenty of room for a fight, you don’t have to worry about busting out the windows on Broadway, heaven forbid, and it just looks like it would provide a nice ambient backdrop for a fist fight. Y’all have been by that parking lot – doesn’t it just LOOK like the perfect spot for a street fight?
But, my only caveat is that they gotta send in Chris Wallace with a pair of nunchucks so he can get his licks in. That man was abused last Tuesday, and unless he stands up for himself and knocks some teeth out, I’m calling him a coward.
This is the only way you’re gonna get me to care about these debates anymore.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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