I always enjoy a good street brawl clip. I mean, it’s some of the most unpredictable and entertaining content you’re going to find out there on the internet.
Why? Because it’s complete chaos. You never know what’s going to happen, and you never really know the lengths to which people will go to get their licks in. I know that makes it sound like I’m actively rooting for murder, but I’m not. Just saying – you can’t put things on the internet if people die. So, rest assured that whenever you fire up a clip from Twitter, you’re probably not going to see someone die. I actually feel bad about this fib. Usually, I don’t because I expect you guys to know when my tongue is planted firmly in my cheek. But, that one actually could lead to some traumatic shit, so I’m going to dial it back real quick before we move on.
Anyway, let’s talk about this absolutely insane clip we’re going to watch today, because it damn well could be a street brawl masterpiece.
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— Johnny Kinsley (@Brickwallblitz) October 20, 2020
Holy SHIT! You wanna talk about turning up the intensity in a street brawl, this is like Kung Lao’s fatality in Mortal Kombat levels of intense. This is like a fucking Tarantino street brawl.
Like, homeboy here took a chair straight to the face:
And, we don’t even know how far that thing was chucked before his face stopped it! Pretty sure some guy busted a light tube over someone’s head at some point in there, too. I think I saw a table at one point. I mean, this is at least 20 dudes. You just don’t see stuff like this happen all too often. Guys out there just swingin’ and throwin’ whatever shit they can find.
I don’t think there’s anything in the world harder. All bets are off when it starts raining down chairs in the middle of the street fight. Also, props to this one bald dude who stood his ground against six dudes like he was ready to die for this shit:
I’m making a ruling right here and now. Homeboy’s squad can never let this man pay for a drink in a bar ever again. Absolutely legendary.
Pretty sure this is the Anchorman street fight come to life.
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