Welcome all degenerate gamblers back into our weekly American football column here on the SoBros Network, Tank the 401k. Call your bookie and empty those retirement accounts (actually, don’t really do that – this is just sarcasm. Our lawyers say we shouldn’t claim to be experts on anything because we’re not)! Each week, Stoney and Stan team up to offer their three locks of the week – obviously, we’re not professionals here so take this advice with a grain of salt and don’t sue us if you piss all of your money away. That’s not our fault. Okay, I think we’re all set here – here are this week’s SoBros Gambling Picks.
STAN’S PICKS
3-1 last week. I am upset I did not deliver on the 4-0 promise but we are ROLLING right now and momentum is on our side. These next few days are a gambler’s paradise. Buckle up! Thursday night delight moved to 3-0. Undefeated in Thursday plays!
Dallas -3 – They either crash and burn after their upset of Minnesota or use that as momentum to make a run at their division.
Las Vegas -3 – Showed they are true contender last week. A bounce back win over Atlanta gets them eyeing a playoff run.
Notre Dame -5 – Time to show they belong in the college playoff. Must-win and a game they must also win in strong fashion.
Stan is the Chief of Debauchery for SoBros Network. A native of the Northeast, he is a diehard fan of the New York Yankees, but no, he does not wear a big gold chain and backwards hat. Nor does he drink Heinekens. Follow on Twitter: @sobrostan.
Stoney’s Picks
JFC – my worst season yet. This Thanksgiving, I’m definitely thankful for Stan carrying our asses in Tank the 401k this season, even if he is getting blocked by professional gamblers on Twitter *shrugs*. Let’s get right this week.
Texans-Lions, OVER 51 – Gonna get in with a little Thursday Night Delight of my own this week. Hey, it’s Thanksgiving – why not? If you look at the records, this doesn’t look like a particularly appealing match-up. But, I think this has potential to be a really fun game – two defenses that are allowing points, two good quarterbacks, explosive play-makers all around. I expect ’em to throw the kitchen sink at each other and light up the scoreboard.
Steelers -4 – There are some serious problems in Baltimore. I mean, from an attitude standpoint, when your MVP quarterback is talking about opposing defenses calling out your plays and saying the other team wanted it more on Sunday, I don’t feel like that indicates confidence. This offense is S T R U G G L I N G. And now covid comes along and shuts down your facility? With a chance to bury the Ravens for the season, I expect the Steelers come out juiced and slap the Ravens around.
Browns -6.5 – The betting public seems to be leaning Jags at the time of this writing, but I really like the Browns in this spot because of their run game going up against a suspect run defense in the Jags. The Jags are also giving up the third most points per game. Nick Chubb is going to run wild on Sunday.
SEASON STATS
- Stan’s 2020 W-L: (18-12) – 60%
- Stan Last Week: (3-1)
- Stoney’s 2020 W-L: (14-16) – 47%
- Stoney Last Week: (1-2)
- SoBros 2020 W-L: (32-28) – 53%
- SoBros Last Week: (4-3)
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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