Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com.
Question:
Who do you have winning the masters?
— sobrostan (@sobrostan) November 12, 2020
Answer:
I am told this is…what? Golf?
In all seriousness, I have no fucking clue. I just love the fall foliage at Augusta. That’s enough for me to appreciate. I just hope everyone has fun.
Question:
Do people still chew gum anymore? When will science give us the forever lasting flavor?
— Patrick Criswell (@PatCrizzy) November 12, 2020
Answer:
I’m a big time gum guy. Maybe it’s a neurotic thing, though? Like, I’m always fidgeting, anxious, feeling like I could and should be more productive, and maybe the gum habit is a byproduct of that. Hold your sex jokes, but I’m just constantly doing something with my mouth.
I actually had a table set up at one of my earlier jobs for all of my gum. It was open to the entire team – we called it the “gum buffet.” You could come get a piece, chat for a bit, and get your breath in better shape. It encouraged communication between our sales and ops teams, and they gave me a fucking award for it (I mean, it was part of why they liked me, anyway). I’m the gum guy, as much as it pains me to say it. That’s all people from that job probably remember me for.
Anyway, forever lasting gum needs to be a priority for the science community, in my opinion. I know their hands are full with this whole covid thing, but let’s not lose sight of the other issues that are plaguing this society. I’m sure a covid vaccine would be useful, but EVERYONE could use a forever-lasting piece of gum. That’s just logic.
Question:
What's up?
— Trevor Bauer Stan Account (@trtidwell) November 12, 2020
Answer:
Same shit, different week, Tyler. Trying to get some #content created, trying to get ahead on some business shit, and trying to get our ‘Best of 2020’ stuff wrapped up and scheduled so that I can take some real vacation time for the holidays. I am the same sleep-deprived zombie I always am.
Question:
Favorite Combos flavor
— Tom Hanks & the Guilty Pleasures (@SoBroCadbury) November 12, 2020
Answer:
I may be in the minority here, but I’m all in on the pizza cracker flavor. I’m not a fan of the pretzel combos at all, regardless of whether it’s the pizza flavor or cheddar cheese. I had to look up the flavors just to see what that pizza one was called, and I also found that they have buffalo bleu cheese and seven layer dip flavors too.
I sense a SoBros snack review in the future – you in?
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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