Well, well, well – here we are again, folks. I say it every year, I know, but I definitely mean it every year. It’s hard to believe we’ve already arrived at the end of 2020. Time just seems to fly by more and more quickly the older you get. But, I’m not here to wallow in the existential dread. This is a FUN week! It’s ‘Best of 2020’ Week here on SoBros Network! That’s right – I’m a big time proponent of taking ample time at the end of each year to rest, spend time with loved ones, reflect upon the year that’s gone by, and re-focus on the year to come. Part of that review process, for us, is looking back at some of our favorite shit of the year – this week, we’ll be breaking down our best articles, videos, podcasts, moments, etc. Up first, I’m going to share my list of the best keywords folks entered to end up at SoBros Network in 2020.
And, really – there’s a lot. It’s kind of the nature of the beast on this site. We write about some random stuff, and there’s plenty of it on the internet. I’m super into the nerdy business side of running this company, and part of that is scouring Google to see what people are looking up that brings them to SoBros Network. I want to see what we could be considered an authority on, and apparently, we’re an authority on margaritas, hookers, and some occasional coverage of the Tennessee Titans.
My process in curating this list was simple. I couldn’t possibly look through them all – there are thousands upon thousands of keywords used to find SoBros Network. So, I just picked my favorite ones until I got my top 25. Let’s GOOOOOO!
Our Best Keywords of 2020
25. “sexual charisma” – That’s us. You’re in the right spot.
24. “nashville male burlesque” – Coincidentally, that’s also us. We’ve been talking about a SoBros male burlesque show for quite awhile now. I guess the people want it…
23. “airport crabs” – I am so damn happy this one made the rounds on search engines this year, because it legitimately was one of my favorite viral clips of the year. What an absurd visual.
22. “the Jets suck” – I don’t know where that took you on our site, but yes, yes the Jets do suck.
21. “paul rudd dance moves” – Hell yeah! Who can resist the voluptuous hips of Paul Rudd? There’s a reason I wrote that article.
20. “Nashville hot recipe” – On its own, this one’s not that funny, but knowing that searching this keyword led some poor user to my Nashville hot baked potato recipe cracks me up.
19. “dots are the best candy” – You bet your ass they are!
18. “slamball 2020” – HELL YEAH, LET’S FUCKIN’ GOOOOOO! Let’s bring back Slamball!!!
17. “satanic halftime show” – Okay then. Things kinda took a dark turn here all of a sudden.
16. “rubbing one out at work” – I feel like this one ends up on this list every year, but I’m okay with that. It’s a good one. I hope it’s on every list until the end of time.
15. “ric flair falls” – You sick bastards! Who is searching for this?!?! Are you actively rooting to watch this man die?!!?
14. “what does back up terry mean” – Oh hello there….allow us to educate you.
13. “what sound does the easter bunny make” – Look, we are a destination for knowledge. Any knowledge. It doesn’t matter. It can be found here.
12. “twerking boobs” – Yeah, that’s on the site somewhere. I can’t even play this one off.
11. “17s a bitch” – excuse me?!?!
10. “are there alligators in tennessee lakes” – My goodness, what have we done? What are we doing to the world?
9. “muh butthole” – Unfortunately (I think?), I know exactly what this is about. I just had no idea people would actually type that into search engines. Honorable mention to the term “i blew out my butthole cat.”
8. “ham” – That’s it. That’s all they searched…just typed in ‘ham’ and boom, here we are.
7. “Ryan Fitzpatrick nude” – WHY!? Why do y’all search the things you do?!?! (I can’t say anything…I hope my Google search history is never published…)
6. “farts” – It’s like the ham search term all over again. Why? How? I don’t know. I find it’s just best not to question these thing anymore.
5. “olive garden breadstick dildo” – What in the rightful fuck?!? I don’t even know where this would take you, but I can’t say I’m surprised that you ended up on SoBros Network.
4. “Nick Saban nude” – Okay, this one’s even worse than Ryan Fitzpatrick, and WHAT ON EARTH is on this website that would lead someone who searched this here? Who knows?
3. “hoes in Nashville TN” – Hell yeah, buddy! You found ’em! Right here at SoBros Network. We are THE hoes in Nashville, baby!
2. “raccoons riding feral hogs” – Yep. Believe it or not, that WILL send you to SoBros Network.
1. “down south margarita” – There are about a million different variations of this one showing up in Google Console, and it honestly makes me so happy to see it. Brittany’s review of Buffalo Wild Wings’ Down South Margarita was one of our most-read articles of the year, and if anyone deserves to corner the internet market on Mountain Dew and Slim Jim margaritas, it’s her. Job well done.
More ‘best of 2020’ content coming throughout the week!
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Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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