I can confidently say a ton of things (part of being a journalist) – and one of those things is that I have no idea what it’s like to be a cow in Russia. But, part of what I have to do as an analyst is try to get into the minds of the subjects of my work. So, what I’m going to do now is try to get into the mind of a cow in the coldest part of Russia. I bet it’s cold. I bet life is hard. If I were a cow in Russia, I imagine I would constantly be wanting someone to figure out a way to warm me up.
Thankfully, there are other thoughtful farmers out there like me that are capable of getting into the mind of a cow and because of that, there’s a little more milk in Russia….which, in the end, is what we all want. This dude saw his cows’ udders freezing up and created a big woolly bra to warm up those cow tiddies. Necessity is the master of creation, or whatever that saying is.
As winter temperatures drop below minus 45 degrees Celsius in Russia’s coldest village, even the local cows need all the help they can get to stay warm — including putting a bra on their udders.
Nothing but respect for this farmer. You gotta take care of your own, and this man has engineered a genius way of protecting the girls. This is how you take care of the farm. This is some Kevin Costner in Yellowstone shit. This guy is like the Kevin Costner of the coldest village in Russia.
This would definitely be one of Budweiser’s ‘real men of genius’ if they still did that gimmick. A bra – for a cow. To protect milk. I just can’t believe that it’s 2021 and we’re just now getting here. There aren’t that many thoughtful people left in this world, I’ll say it. But, this man is as thoughtful as they come. We need more Russian farmers.
What other critters can we make bras for? That’s the 2021 trend we need.
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