The SoBros Mailbag #136: Home Ownership and 3D Doritos

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Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com.

Question:

Answer:

The best is undoubtedly being out of our tiny ass ghetto apartment, and having a little space to breathe – it’s nice to get all of the paperwork and the general running around that comes with the process of acquiring a home. For us, it’s the end of about three months of this shit. And, don’t get me wrong – I know we’re fortunate that it’s only been three months. But, it’s nice to get here.

The worst? I would say the ever-present feeling of being in hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of debt. That feels pretty crippling – I hate owing people money.

Question:

Answer:

Nope – nothing, and that’s just what I need right now. I’m going to watch the NFL playoffs. I’m going to make a full English breakfast in the morning. And, I’m going to sit on my fat ass for three days.

Question:

Answer:

I definitely would’ve done all I could to get more money in my investment account – I’m doing alright, but given the exponential explosion in the two cryptos I’m in, I’d have a pretty penny had I dumped my entire 2020 bonus into ’em (actually, I just stopped to do the math, and yes, I would’ve made a cool $25,000 if I had done this).

Just saving up in general – I think that would’ve been my message. Tuck more money away, and spend a lot more time and effort on self care. I won’t lie to you guys – things away from SoBros Network have been piling up on top of me for the last three months now, and I’ve done a shitty job managing it. So, I like to think I’d tell myself a year ago to just settle in for the ride and get a little more rest. Have a better plan to take care of yourself – that sort of thing.

Question, from Olivia on Facebook:

Have you had the new 3D Doritos yet 

Answer:

Wait, WHAT?! 3D Doritos are back?! I had no idea. 3D Doritos are one of the most under-appreciated snackies of all time. I can’t believe this is news to me. We have to get the word out to everyone. Every possible human on Earth needs to know that 3D Doritos are back. I’m going to try and find some this weekend.

If any of you are interested, I actually wrote about 3D Doritos on this very website once before.

Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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