Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com.
Question:
What’s something you would like to see released in “nashville hot” flavor ?
— sobrostan (@sobrostan) January 22, 2021
Answer:
Man, I still want some good Nashville hot potato chips. Lay’s took a stab at it not too long ago, but that shit was TRASH. I’m a big time chip guy – the ultimate snack of choice….so I would like to see that done right.
There’s not too much around here that you CAN’T get Nashville hot, so I have to think far outside the box on this one….for something that doesn’t already exist….how about McNamara’s Irish Pub cooking up some Nashville hot Scotch eggs? How does that sound? I’m in.
Question:
In the spirit of that SICK #GodzillaVsKong poster. If you could be on any movie poster, which one would it be??
— Brandon Vick (@SirBrandonV) January 22, 2021
Answer:
Put my happy ass on The Polar Express – just a photo of me, sitting in one of the windows, waving at the caribou as we steamroll by them….’cause that’s what I’d be doing if I were to ever actually ride the Polar Express.
Question:
Any tips on how to potty train a 2 year old?
— Tyler (@trtidwell) January 21, 2021
Answer:
Tyler, I am completely useless. At 34 years old, I don’t know that I can confidently say that I, myself, am even potty trained.
Question:
Why does my dog love me more than my wife?
— Steven McCash (@MC_Cash75) January 22, 2021
Answer:
You got the food, buddy. Your wife doesn’t need you to survive, but Paisley does!
Also, I feel like we’re about to kick over a rock here, Steven. Maybe I’m not the person to talk to about this….
Question:
What is your ideal lingerie design
— Marowak Law & Therapy Assoc Esq LLc (@Xenoxands) January 21, 2021
Answer:
I’m going to give you two answers here, because I’m not quite sure of what you’re asking….
On a woman – give me something red…it’s my favorite color…it’s the sexiest color. Roll Tide. Gotta start with something red. I like to leave a little bit to the imagination…don’t have to have your tiddies out. I’m perfectly fine with leaving stuff covered up. Maybe just a little bit of butt cheek. Yeah….that works. What’s happening to my body right now? *ahem* And, some lace. I’m cool with lace.
On myself – Listen, if I’m going to wear lingerie, it has to fit two criteria. It has to show off my ass because it’s the only thing about my body that works. I’m fat. I’m hairy. I’m pale. But you can put all that aside with these yams. So, I’m going to do something to thong it up in this bitch. Second, it has to be black. I’m too pale for any other color to work – it HAS to be the nice contrast of black and ghostly white skin. Otherwise, I will not be sexy at all – black lingerie and stacks of ass. That’s my lane, and I’m gonna stay in it.
Question, from Olivia on Facebook:
Favorite comedian?
Answer:
All time? I’m definitely going Mitch Hedberg. Just something about the absurdity of his bit was so original and really hit me. Modern day? I’m big into Dusty Slay and Nimesh Patel – go down those YouTube/Tik Tok rabbit holes.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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