I’ve never been to Las Vegas, but I have several friends who have that say it just does something to you. Did you guys know that there’s a saying? “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.” Have you ever heard that one before? In case you didn’t know, it’s meant to imply that there are, essentially, no rules in Las Vegas. At least, that’s what I’ve been able to gather through context clues, which are hints in sentences that may be able to help you understand what words you don’t recognize may mean. That’s what we’re all about here, folks – educating the masses. You learn something when you come to SoBros Network. My point is that it’s a land of opportunity, and since there are apparently no rules there, I find it hard to believe that you can’t just walk around a casino butt ass naked.
But, unfortunately, we live in 2021, where the FUN POLICE run rampant, even in a place that is supposed to be so lawless they don’t even need actual police. Last I checked, this was still America, so I have no clue why this casino felt so emboldened to kick this woman out to the street for something as harmless as walking around the hotel with no clothes on.
Neeley had been a guest at the resort on Monday. At about 9:30 pm, she was kicked out for walking around in the hotel with no clothes on, police said. She also is accused of entering rooms designated for employee use only.
SMDH what has come to the world? You can’t even walk around a casino with no clothes on anymore. Is this what cancel culture has brought us? You know what I would do if I was this woman? I’d open up an entirely nude casino. Rule #1: you can ONLY enter if you have no clothes on. If you get caught trying to cover up, BOOM – kicked out onto the streets.
Real talk, though – what is this process like? Do they just kick the naked person out onto the streets like that? Would this woman have just been walking around downtown Las Vages in the nude at 10PM? Was the hotel going to let her go get her belongings? Or, does this woman just belong to the city now? I’ve never been kicked out of anywhere for being nude before, so I have no idea. Someone needs to ask the cops or Joe Biden what the policy is on something like this. Nonetheless, if you’re going to kill the vibes like this, you can’t be surprised when she starts going around pulling wires out of walls and shit.
About 30 minutes after she was evicted, power went out in the casino, the hotel, and the parking garage, according to media accounts. The parking garage is known as Garage Mahal.
The power outage disabled slot machines, fire alarms, elevators, and more. A maintenance worker investigating the outage found the woman sitting naked on a chair in a secured control room in the parking garage, police said.
Damn, is this woman James Bond? Did they finally release No Time to Die and not tell us? Is this that story? It sounds like a scene from Christopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy. Everyone’s sitting at the slot machines, groups laughing and drinking around a roulette wheel, then all of a sudden the lights go out and Bane comes out with some big villain monologue except it’s not Bane. It’s some naked woman from the parking garage. And, instead of crafting some elaborate scheme to get into high security rooms, she just walked around the employees only area randomly stumbling into rooms without issue.
Also, IS SHE NAKED THE WHOLE TIME THIS IS HAPPENING?!?! At what point does she decide she should probably put some clothes back on? I can’t wait for someone to write a movie about this one.
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