Big, big news coming out of the Marvel Cinematic Universe yesterday. As if it wasn’t enough that WandaVision is completely fucking our brains every Friday night, these set photos from Thor: Love and Thunder surfaced on Twitter and sent everyone into a moist frenzy. Apparently, Thor is back to rocking the long golden locks, he’s in some wicked 80s inspired outfit, and our dude here has clearly been in the gym pumping up those YAMS.
HELLO THOR SERVING 80S REALNESS #ThorLoveAndThunder pic.twitter.com/a1l3hopkbG
— zach (@civiiswar) February 1, 2021
Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me….as if Chris Hemsworth didn’t already literally check all the boxes, now he’s gotta go and beef up them cheeks. Now we know why it’s called ‘Love and Thunder’ – ’cause that’s what this ass is bringing to the big screen. That is a thunderous and lovely ass. How many more ass jokes can I make?
How does Marvel even let this happen? Are they not notorious for shutting down stuff like this? Maybe they wanted it to get out. Maybe they knew that websites all over the world, like SoBros Network, would get ahold of this and be like, “THOR’S BACKSIDE IS STUFFFFFFT” and all of a sudden, BOOM – Thor: Love and Thunder is on everyone’s radar. It’s the easiest and cheapest advertising you can get. Maybe I should consider doing something like this to advertise SoBros Network. Just post a casual shot of me relaxing in my recliner, but oops….what’s that? Are those my balls hanging out? Pageviews would skyrocket, I bet. Sex sells.
On the bright side, at least I’ll be able to talk my fiancé into seeing Thor: Love and Thunder rather easily. In fact, if they really want to maximize this whole thing, they should just make this set photo the movie poster. Hang this out in front of every theater in America, and I can guarantee you it’ll be enough to save AMC’s business. If you think what r/WallstreetBets did for GameStop was impressive, just wait ’til you get a load of what Thor’s ass can do for the entire movie industry.
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