I’m not entirely sure how these things work. I’ve never been apart of a big time superhero team like The Avengers or Justice League or D-Generation X. But, I’ve seen all of the documentaries produced by Marvel Studios. So, while I might not know what the selection process is like for prospective members…that seems like more of an office manager thing…I still know, again from consuming so much nonfiction and so many documentaries, what an Avenger looks like when I see one. And, folks – this kid you’re about to watch in this clip is 1,000,000 Avengers material.
— No Context Humans (@HumansNoContext) February 19, 2021
Let’s go ahead and address the elephant in the room before we break this video down. Who the hell invited Batman to an Avengers party? And, why are y’all sending HIM in to take on Thanos one on one?!?! Is it a practical joke? You’ve got Captain America, Spider-Man, and Iron Man all just sitting by as Batman tries to lay the wood to the Mad Titan.
Thankfully, he gets some help from this kid that runs up and kicks Thanos in the face as hard as I’ve ever seen a kid kick anything. Look around – The Avengers are in shock and awe that this just happened. Kinda dangerous to allow children in such close proximity to a dude that can wield all of the Infinity Stones without bursting into a million pieces. But, sometimes, that’s just how the dominos fall. You never know where Thanos is going to show up. If I’m one of those parents, though, I’m looking around at Cap, Spidey, and Iron Man like, “where the hell y’all at?!?!” To be fair, Thanos could’ve very well been knocked unconscious by that kick and they knew the threat was no longer present. But, still….think of the children.
This young man watched the documentary Avengers: Infinity War and swore on that day that if he ever saw that big purple motherfucker in the wild, he was going to give him a lick to remember. You mess with Earth, you mess with this kid. So, props to him for having a heart of gold and standing up for the good guys. Those who say ‘one person can’t change the world’ need to watch this video, too. All it takes is one brave soul to start an uprising. As soon as this kid kicked Thanos right in the damn jaw, a whole host of kids stepped in to roll up on this motherfucker.
Someone needs to meme this kid into the final fight scene from Avengers: Endgame.
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