I still can’t believe that we live in a world in which the Jacksonville Jaguars are coached by Urban Meyer, and they just signed Tim Tebow to come play tight end in the year 2021. Folks, the circus just keeps on growing. Are they doing Hard Knocks again this year? Because if the Jags aren’t on Hard Knocks, HBO must just hate money. The 2021 Jags ought to be a veritable license to print money on Hard Knocks. Shout out to the Football & Other F Words crew for pointing out how Meyer wanted Kadarius Toney and the Giants “broke his heart” by selecting him in this year’s draft. So, what did Meyer do? He drafted a running back to try and turn into Kadarius Toney. I hadn’t heard of that prior to this week’s episode, and that factoid is just living rent free in my head now. Just unreal stuff – “couldn’t get Toney – I guess Etienne is the next best…receiver?” I mean, I can’t imagine what’s going on in this dude’s head. The logic behind that is just baffling.
Nonetheless, we got an actual visual of Tebow heading to the Jags facility for practice yesterday, sporting the number 85, shaking hands, and strutting that big ol’ dummy thicc frame of his.
A thick looking Tim Tebow arriving in #Jaguars practice, wearing number 85.pic.twitter.com/zFX9kB2D1y
— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) May 20, 2021
I don’t remember Tim Tebow being this beefy, but that looks like a damn phone booth sprouted arms and legs. I know I made this joke on Twitter, and if you follow @SoBrosNetwork, then I apologize for duplicating content. But, I just really believe in this joke and want to really make it happen. Tim Tebow is walking to Jags practice the same way I strut to the mailbox after mowing the lawn when I know the neighborhood milfs are watching. That right there is the walk of a man who is supremely confident in his ability whether or not he is about to divide the locker room for getting an opportunity he totally probably should not have gotten. *shrugs* DUUUUVAL, I guess…
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