Folks, it’s the crossover event that no one knew they wanted until it was mentioned: Jurassic World and Fast and Furious. That’s what we’re here to talk about on this fine Wednesday morning. Just let it soak in for a minute if you have to – whatever it takes to continue. A tweet went viral yesterday insinuating that the fine folks at Universal Pictures are actually toying with the idea of a film that would have Jurassic World meet Fast and Furious. It sounds bat shit crazy, I know – but remember, it wasn’t too long ago that we were talking about Fast and Furious in space. So, is it really all that far-fetched? No. Hell no.
Courtesy of We Got This Covered:
“…insider Daniel Richtman now claims that Universal wants their two biggest cash cows to cross over by having Fast & Furious meet Jurassic World.”
Whew. Thank goodness. I’m glad someone finally said it out loud. This is what we needed. This is the final rung on the ladder to beating covid. We will be back, fully operational, all systems go, as a society, once I see Dominic Toretto staring down a velociraptor.
Now, if you’re a creep on the MarvelStudiosSpoilers and the MarvelTheories subReddits, you already know that We Got This Covered is largely believed to constantly be full of shit. Was this quote pulled to write up a clickbait headline? Sure. Is this ever going to happen? No. Skeptics and cynics alike are already rolling their eyes at this nonsense.
But, I’m not here to address those things – I want to talk about the attitude towards it. Some of y’all on Twitter were acting like you were too damn good to go see some people get in some fast ass cars and chase around some damn dinosaurs. Well, get your nose out of the air and don’t act like you wouldn’t at least be interested in seeing that happen. How could anyone with a pulse and a soul not at least be a little curious as to how in the fuck they could make that work? I don’t buy it.
I just can’t wrap my brain around what that premise would be, y’know? Like, is Dominic Toretto going to be racing a T-Rex? Are the dinosaurs going to crash their next race (I very obviously have no idea what has happened in the Fast and Furious franchise since the fourth movie)? Or, does someone hire the Fast and Furious gang to track down the dinosaurs, capture them, and send them back to Jurassic World? I don’t know, but I am not in the least bit ashamed to say that I am here for it. I fully expect to see Thanos show up in a post-credits scene for F9, too.
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