Nothing says that nature is healing than us getting Grade A clips of a good old fashioned stadium brawl now that crowds are allowed back at live sporting events. I’ve said it on this very website many a time. I took the stadium brawl for granted. It wasn’t until people weren’t allowed at sporting events that I really began to notice how much I missed seeing them on my social media feeds. Thankfully, they’re back – and we’ve got ourselves a good from Los Angeles as the preseason kicked off with a showdown between the Los Angeles Rams and the Los Angeles Chargers on Saturday night. The best part is that it doesn’t even appear to be among rival fans – like, these are all Rams fans, and we’ve got ourselves a one-on-four kind of situation.
Aaron Donald jersey caught a mean 100 piece pic.twitter.com/GJhtYtv62S
— Alex. (@Dubs4O8) August 15, 2021
Nothing but respect for big #99 as the dude attempted a one-hitta quitta on four dudes at the same time. He reared back and swung that fist with the vision of going through four skulls in one swing. That man is down for anything – that’s saying, “yeah – I see all four of y’all and I don’t give a shit.” I usually play judge in this situation and determine who was right and wrong, but there’s absolutely context behind this one, so I have no idea who was instigating who. If anyone is the villain in this clip, it’s that lady that threw her drink and started the whole damn thing.
Our man here was a SWING MACHINE though – those dudes ate at least three fists to the dome before the numbers game took over. Just love the ambition. Just love the passion! You know you’re going down at that point, but you gotta let ’em know you ain’t afraid and they’re walkin’ away with a busted jaw nonetheless. I appreciate that.
These guys were smart, though – they worked effectively as a cohesive unit, each picking a different part of #99’s body and attacking it, like an effective tag team in pro wrestling. Particularly smart, the dude in the Goff shirsey started throwing bombs at #99’s cheeks. I like the move – if you hit that ass hard enough, it’ll start to cramp and dude won’t be able to stand. You can tell these guys clearly knew what they were doing. I don’t know what the lady’s deal was that threw the drink, but she shows back up to try and clobber that dude with a Gatorade bottle. Someone needs to check on their auntie.
Finally, I think we need to launch an official investigation into whatever happened to cause the second fight that spiraled out of this one. We just don’t know – the camera man pans around and we just see a big en’s ass hangin’ out of his drawers. And, in a shocking twist, it appears it’s the lady that threw the drink that is trying to pull this dude’s shirt off. What a crazy tale.
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