Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
SoBrosbees forever.
— Joyless Dork (@Team_Cline) October 7, 2021
Answer:
SoBrosbee’s will never die. Even if Applebee’s dies, the dream of SoBrosbee’s will live on. I don’t know if we can count the SoBros Mailbag as my legal last will and testament, but I authorize the SoBros team to take all my money and make SoBrosbee’s a reality.
*if my lawyers are reading this after my demise, this is just a joke. Give all my money to charities – let the SoBros team decide which ones. I trust ’em.
**I am sorry for taking a dark turn in the SoBros Mailbag right off the bat.
Question:
Have you been watching these Brittney Spears documentaries? Which SoBros team member should be under a conservatorship?
— Patrick Criswell (@PatCrizzy) October 7, 2021
Answer:
Can’t say that I have yet. Aura started ’em without me so now I’m behind and don’t know when I’ll get the chance to catch up. Tough times, I know. There was definitely a time when I would’ve said Brandon definitely needed to be under a conservatorship. Take away all of his freedoms and lock him in a cage until he sobers up. Probably Cadbury, too. Who am I kidding? All three of us. We were all wild animals at one point, but I think we’ve turned out alright.
Question:
What’s your favorite Halloween special from when your childhood?
— Frighteousjesse (@RighteousJesse) October 8, 2021
Answer:
Easy – Hey Arnold’s Halloween episode. It was the episode with the haunted train. I ate that shit up as a kid – every year, I looked forward to all of the Halloween Nicktoons, but it was that Hey Arnold one that really got in my brain. Honorable mention to Ernest Scared Stupid.
Also, I am contractually obligated to share this video.
Question:
why aren’t we eating sweet potato pie in the movie theater rn
— b. (@brittbutspooky) October 8, 2021
Answer:
This man said necessity is the mother of innovation and I NEED a fucking sweet potato pie:
I went to see the Addams family 2 and the guy in front of me is eating a whole sweet potato pie pic.twitter.com/Dn1nXFkAbS
— Simple Cannabutter on Toast (@JackieVira) October 7, 2021
Now we know. #LifeHack. Also, where do we rank sweet potato pie on the fall food power rankings? I’ll be honest – I completely forgot about it. Now, I guess we need to decide where we rank sweet potato pie on the movie snack power rankings, too….
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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