Man, I could not be more of a ‘live and let live’ type of guy. That doesn’t mean that I don’t have pet peeves that will get under my skin like crazy if encountered. But, those are few and far between. By and large, I figure we only have so much time on this Earth, and it’s just not worth getting worked up over every little thing. That’s why Karens getting angry is typically so entertaining to me – I just think it’s funny (and sad and maybe a little concerning when reflecting upon what it says about our society) when someone blows up about something that really shouldn’t matter. Let’s take these Karens, for example, bordering on an official tizzy because of this ref eating pizza during what looks like a little league or middle school basketball game or something.
This ref is a legend pic.twitter.com/POjGE7nDrm
— Jackery (@JacksackPhD) February 22, 2022
Listen – I’m all for pulling out your phone and filming when there’s some crazy shit going down. But, it has to be genuinely crazy shit. People fighting in the streets, chokeslamming each other in fast food restaurants, throwing drinks and barstools at each other…that kind of stuff. When you pull out your phone and start filming this guy thinking you’re going to have the internet…THE INTERNET…on your side, you are absolutely insane.
The internet is going to LOVE this guy, and from everything I’ve seen, they actually already do! What am I even talking about? Rightfully so – my man ain’t lettin’ a little thing like his duties in calling this basketball game come in between him and his pizza. And, why should he? People aren’t compensated properly for their time these days anyway – even if he is just dicking around on the clock, I don’t care. Let him do it. You think any of those kids give a fuck? Hell no!
THERE’S GREASE ON THE BALL! THERE’S GREASE ON THE BALL! Give me a fucking break, you cop caller. You loser. Can’t get caught doing anything around these two or you’ll end up in handcuffs, and not in the fun way. Find something productive to aim your anger at.
No one said it better than @raehex, though: “To the TikToker that tried dragging this poor man: what if he had hypoglycemia and needed to keep his sugar up, or just takes medication that fucks your stomach up without food in it first. Like, even if he was just hungry, he did nothing wrong! I agree with OP, ref is a legend.”
Y’all need to chill and let this man live his life, and mind your own damn business.
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