Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
How you like your eggs?
— Outdoor SoBro (@OutdoorSoBro) March 4, 2022
Answer:
Fried or fertilized.
Or, in the event that this wasn’t just a slick Flynt Flossy reference, I like my eggs scrambled, six of ’em, topped with some shredded cheddar cheese that’s added just before the eggs are done so it can melt a little bit. Top it all with hot sauce -and- Old Bay. It’s perfect. *chef’s kiss*
Question:
What jingle haunts your dreams?
— Captain 2-3 (@MC_Cash75) March 4, 2022
Mine is K-A-R-S-4-K-I-D-S
Answer:
I’m with you on this one, Steven. It is so incredibly easily Kars for Kids. It’s awful – it’s an ear worm…it just gets in there, burrows deep, and it doesn’t come out. I actually first heard it whenever I would travel up to New Jersey back in the day. For YEARS, I heard that song, and I used to think, “man, I’m so glad that doesn’t plague the airwaves in Nashville.” Lo and behold, it eventually made its way down here. I thought I was in a Kafka novel for a bit.
For some reason, I’m also remembering the annoying “it’s my money and I need it now” gimmick from back in the day. I don’t think that was a jingle, though…
Question, from Will on Facebook:
Who is going to win lesnar vs reigns? What you all think bout austin vs owens? And what you all think bout the new titans stadium and structure?
Answer:
I’m really not sure about Lesnar and Reigns – I think I’d go with Reigns, but they’re probably thinking about the revenge angle for Lesnar after what happened at the Royal Rumble. I actually wrote about how awesome “Cowboy Brock” is and how what they’ve done with this storyline is pretty much the one thing they could’ve done with this match to make it interesting to me. So, I’m in on the match regardless of who wins. As for Austin vs. Owens, I’m in on that too! Owens has been one of my favorite guys to watch ever since his debut back in NXT. I couldn’t think of a more perfect opponent for Austin’s return match. What an honor for KO.
I’m excited for a new Titans stadium – there’s no doubt in mind that they’re going to make that thing state of the art with plenty entertainment options to go with it. My hope is that a bigger stadium (hopefully a dome) will lead to more major sporting events coming to Nashville – the Super Bowl, WrestleMania, the CFB National Championship, etc.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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