WrestleMania 38 Drinking Game

Get ready to pour one up and get toasty this weekend with Stoney's WrestleMania 38 Drinking Game.

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Even if I have grown older and fallen slightly out of love with pro wrestling as a whole, there is still nothing quite like WrestleMania Sunday. Months of preparation and build have led us to this event. I can’t say that I’m particularly geeked out of my mind for this year’s event, but I do love a few of the matches, and besides….it’s like a holiday ’round here. So, you can damn well believe that once WrestleMania starts, your boy “Big Natural” is going to have a drink in hand, posted up, and enjoying pro wrestling’s biggest day….err….two days. Of course, considering it’s drinking game season, we can’t do it without putting our own WrestleMania 38 drinking game out there. LFG.

WRESTLEMANIA 38 DRINKING GAME

TAKE A DRINK IF/WHEN…

You have trouble logging into Peacock. Double drinks every time the Peacock stream crashes.
You hear the word ‘jackass.’
Anyone has new tights (‘Mania season, baby!)
A celebrity has you thinking “hey they aren’t that bad at this” a la Bad Bunny a year ago.
Logan Paul makes you want to punch him.
Someone hits their finisher.
Anyone uses a foreign object (reminder: a ladder is not considered a foreign object in a ladder match).
Someone interferes in a match.
Someone disrespects the state of Texas.
Anyone successfully executes a spear. Yes, double drink if the spear is said wrestler’s finisher. Oh, and triple drink if there’s a destroyer in the match too.
You hear the term “freakin”
Anyone questions Paul Heyman’s loyalty to Roman Reigns.
There’s a joke about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock.
They announce the attendance figures.
There’s a surprise return. Double drink if the surprise return has a neck tattoo…
Stone Cold takes a swig of beer.
Stone Cold hits one of his signature moves: stunner, mud-hole stomping, Lou Thesz press, etc.

TAKE A SHOT IF/WHEN…

A title changes hands.
A match goes 20 minutes or longer.
Anyone on the entire show bleeds.
There’s a botch.
Anyone is literally set on fire.

That’s it, folks. Let’s get lit. And, as usual, if you’re not planning on drinking from the comfort of your own home, be sure to find a DD or utilize ridesharing apps such as Lyft or Uber. We don’t want anyone to die. Otherwise, HAPPY WRESTLEMANIA! LET’S GOOOOOOO!

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley