We’re finally here and the NFL Draft is upon us. It’s one of the biggest events on the American football calendar of the year – some may even say it’s only behind the Super Bowl in terms of importance and fanfare. So, you know we had to do it to ’em. As the kind of disputed kings of the drinking game, we couldn’t sit idly by and watch this momentous event pass. We had to put out our 2022 NFL Draft Drinking Game. That’s just what we do. So, grab some of your favorite beer, and a bottle of your favorite liquor. Pour ’em up and get schwasted with us!
NFL DRAFT DRINKING GAME 2022
TAKE A DRINK IF/WHEN…
- Todd McShay and Mel Kiper, Jr. disagree on something…anything.
- Roger Goodell awkwardly bro-hugs a prospect.
- Someone’s mama is shown on camera. Another drink if she’s crying.
- They show a remote draft party for an NFL prospect.
- They show an NFL war room.
- Someone mispronounces a name.
- Someone is called a “play-maker.”
- Anyone says any team “needs pass rush help.”
- You hear the term ‘high motor.’
- You hear the term ‘quarterback of the future.’
- They show one of these quarterbacks sweating in the green room as if we didn’t already know these guys would be sitting into the 20s.
- You hear the term ‘injury concerns.’
- An offensive lineman is drafted.
- Jameson Williams is not the first receiver drafted. Take a drink every time this happens until Jameson Williams is drafted.
- Jordan Davis ISN’T picked past #10 – that is to say that if Jordan Davis is still available, but isn’t drafted at #11, take a drink. If he’s still available, but isn’t drafted at #12, take another drink. So on and so forth.
- Nakobe Dean is drafted before Devin Lloyd. Take a drink for every pick afterwards until Lloyd is drafted if that happens.
- A player brings a prop on stage with them when they’re drafted.
- A defensive back (corner or safety) is drafted before Kyle Hamilton.
- We see the clip of Bill Belichick’s dog sitting at his table or the scene from Mike Vrabel’s house two years ago that may or may not have had someone shitting in the background.
TAKE A SHOT IF/WHEN…
- Video surfaces of any of this year’s draft prospect smoking weed through a gas mask.
- Chris Berman shows up and makes that awkward spoon-feeding motion with his hand while he’s talking.
- A team loses a pick or the clock runs out on a team because of a technical glitch.
- There’s a trade.
- A 5th quarterback is drafted in the first round.
- A tight end is drafted in the first round.
- Bernard Raimann is drafted in the first round.
- Deebo Samuel is traded.
- The Green Bay Packers pass on drafting a wide receiver in the first round.
- You have successfully stayed awake for the entirety of the first round.
As always, stay safe out there and drink responsibly! If you drink, don’t drive. Do the watermelon crawl.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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