Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question, from Olivia on Facebook:
If you had to re-name Bucky using a Yankee Candle scent, what would his new name be?
Answer:
There are a ton of good options here, but I think I’m going to go with “Harvest” on this one – it’s one of my favorite candles for my absolute favorite time of the year, and we could call him “Harvey” for short.
Question, from Jesse on Instagram:
What dinosaur would you pick as a weapon for war?
Answer:
I think the smart answer here would be the velociraptors because of how smart they are and how you could train ’em to do all kinds of crazy shit. But, my gut reaction was “triceratops.” It was my favorite dinosaur as a kid – always thought it was underrated. That thing is built like a tank and has massive horns that could pierce anything. I feel like that would be more useful in a battle situation than a horde of raptors. Maybe I’m crazy, but I’m sending in the triceratops to literally crush people.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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