Nothing matters in this world anymore. Let’s just start this post by establishing that – it may sound bleak, but it’s actually kind of freeing whenever you embrace it. We’re destroying our planet and money doesn’t mean anything. I’m fine with it – civilization has one foot in the grave and I’m just along for the ride, brother. Anyway, I promise this post isn’t going to be all dark. I just say that to illustrate why I see some concept art for a stadium that seats one million people and think, “yeah, fuck it – let’s do it. who cares anymore?”
American artist Paul Pfeiffer’s 1 million seater stadium concept.
— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) June 20, 2022
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Personally, and maybe I’m just too drunk to taste this chicken, but I think this is actually slick. It piques my interest in an insatiable way. I have to know the physics behind this engineering feat. I have to know if it’s possible to do such a thing. You guys know by now that we would never engage in hyperbole on this website, so when I say this, I am 100% serious….I don’t think I’ve ever had such a strong and burning curiosity about anything I’ve ever discovered in all my 36 years on this planet.
It’s not like taxpayers care about what happens with their money. I’m sure we could all just pool all our taxes together and cover this thing. I’m no tax expert, but I think that’s how it works. Then, the government can just print more money, anyway! It’s the only stadium we’d ever need – we could just host all of the games in it. Every sport. Every state. I don’t know if I can start a movement through SoBros Network, but I’m going to try – this is the moment…this is the cause…let’s get this stadium made. Also, if such decision-makers are listening, I would nominate the Smoky Mountains as the location to build this thing at.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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