WWE SummerSlam 2022 Drinking Game

I’ll tell y’all what – if you haven’t been to Nashville, Tennessee in July before, you are going to be in for a rude awakening on Saturday night. The WWE is bringing its second biggest show of the year, SummerSlam, to Nissan Stadium. While the current forecast calls for temperatures around 83, I would caution those of you traveling on Tennessee weather. That forecast could change within five minutes. They’re also calling for rain literally every day this week. So, this could get pretty swampy.

Nonetheless, it’s a massive show…one that I never thought I’d see in the Music City, growing up here as a wrestling fan and having to settle for the occasional Raw or SmackDown in town. There’s a rich history of pro wrestling in Nashville, and I can’t wait to see another signature event added to its history. I also have a theory that this could be a sort of ‘trial run’ of sorts for the WWE…to see how a big event sells in this city. Considering there’s a new stadium on the way, it could put Nashville in the running for a WrestleMania one of these days. Stay tuned.

I haven’t watched WWE regularly in quite some time. I think I’ve probably watched a grand total of two hours of WWE programming since WrestleMania. But, SummerSlam is just one of those shows you get up for no matter what. This card has potential. I’m definitely looking forward to Bianca Belair vs. Becky Lynch, The Miz vs. Logan Paul, Seth Rollins vs. Riddle, and Theory vs. Bobby Lashley. Pat McAfee is always good for a fun time, too. However, the main event leaves a little to be desired. I know they were hamstrung by the injury to Cody Rhodes, but a man can only see Roman Reigns vs. Brock Lesnar so many times. It’s still a grand occasion to get wasted with the homies no matter what happens inside the ring, so let’s get to it. This is our SummerSlam 2022 Drinking Game! LFG!

WWE SummerSlam 2022 Drinking Game

Take a drink if/when…

• Someone at your party acknowledges the Tribal Chief. Anyone who does not is required to be speared through a drywall panel in your wall.
• A wrestler hits their finisher.
• A wrestler cuts a backstage promo.
• Anyone uses a foreign object (reminder: a ladder is not considered a foreign object in a ladder match).
• Someone makes a big return – either in the ring or in a promo! We’re talkin’ CM Punk, Becky Lynch, the Boogeyman, I don’t care – anyone!
• There’s a botch – either in the ring, in a promo, or on commentary.
• A match goes 20 minutes or longer.
• Anyone is seen wearing a cowboy hat.
• They pan to a sweeping shot of all the bright lights of Broadway.
• You hear the term ‘country.’
• Seth Rollins laughs real big with his mouth wide open the way he does.
• You hear that Bianca Belair is “from Tennessee” or has “home field advantage” inside Nissan Stadium.
• Pat McAfee goes airborne.
• Ronda Rousey legitimately strikes Liv Morgan.
• Logan Paul’s social media following is brought up.
• The size of someone’s testicles is referenced.
• Anyone at your watch party vocally expresses how stupid those onscreen graphics are during wrestlers’ entrances.

Take a shot if/when…

• Theory teases a Money In the Bank cash-in. Do another if he does cash in and wins the title.
• A title changes hand.
• There’s a heel turn or a face turn. Double shots if Dominik Mysterio beats his own dad up.
• Anyone on the entire show bleeds.
• Someone mentions Pat McAfee’s record against the Tennessee Titans.
• Jeff Jarrett hits someone with a guitar (it’s Nashville, baby!).

Alright, get on that couch and enjoy SummerSlam, but remember – drink responsibly. If you drink, don’t drive. Do the watermelon crawl. Also, if you’re as into boozing as we are, go check out our friends at Trouble Spirits.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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