Folks, Are We Lubing up With Cow Snot to Prevent STDs?

No wonder we never see cows at STD clinics.

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Well, it’s Friday. I’m Friday vibing. I’m not exactly in the mood to talk about some heavy science that has very serious implications for the very fabric of society and existence. But, as the Editor In Chief, sometimes, you just have to tough it out to write a story because it’s what the people need to know about. It’s brave…no big deal or anything…but it’s very brave. I’m not looking for compliments. I’m just saying. Today, we have such a story at the top of my desk (well, just under the week and a half old post about Delanie Walker). Apparently, science experts in a laboratory (that makes them super official science experts) are making way in proving that cow snot could help folks fighting off the HIV and the herpes.

Courtesy of Head Topics:

A lubricant made from mucus in cow salivary glands has shown promise against HIV and a sexually-transmitted herpes virus in a laboratory study.

So, from the looks of this website, I’m sure this is absolutely positively 100% a trustworthy source of information. Trust me – I would never be duped by some phony clickbait website loaded with ads when sharing information with you guys. That would never ever happen! But, I do have a few questions. Namely, how does it work? Do you stick your dick up a cow’s nose prior to intercourse? And, how could anyone have possibly discovered this? Never mind – I don’t think I want to know how one would stumble upon the hypothesis that mucus in cow’s salivary gland can fight off STDs. I’m sure it’s something that would only happen in a lab of science and nowhere in the backwoods of West Virginia.

Anyway, this sounds like some shit Donald Trump or Joe Rogan would say cures covid or something. It doesn’t seem real. But, you know what they always say: the best science is always the hardest to believe.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.

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