You Have One Shot at a Photo With Krampus in Nashville, and It’s Happening This Saturday

Here comes KRAMPUS!

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We need more different holiday traditions up in this bitch. I’m tired of the same old shit every year here in Nashville. I mean, actually, I’m not…I’ll always make room for the Opryland Hotel. But, you get what I’m saying. A little change-up here and there is always nice. If you’re like me, and lookin’ for something new to try, I think I may have found a nice little gem to hit up this Saturday courtesy of the fine folks at The Groove record shop.

Courtesy of The Groove on Instagram:

“Let’s go to Hell with Krampus. This Saturday, December 3rd, come get your picture with Krampus! Doesn’t matter if you’ve been naughty or nice! Join us from 1p-5p and get ready to meet Krampus.”

Yeah! Santa Claus has had his run! Now, it’s time to GO TO HELL! I love the Krampus legend so much, and I’m honestly kind of surprised that there’s not more Krampus on the scene here in Nashville. As best as I can tell, this is your only shot to meet Krampus and get a photo with him. Better make it count.

If you’re unfamiliar with the legend of Krampus, well…the tl;dr version of it would be that Krampus is a human-beast lookin’ thing with devil horns. Where Santa rewards kids for good behavior with such treasures as dried fruit and an orange, Krampus handles the misbehaving children (not to be confused with Baby Billy) by beating them with a stick. I think it’s German folklore, but I don’t know that for sure, and my boss doesn’t make me fact check shit on this website. Point is, this is a very different side of Christmas than we’re used to seeing here, and I’m all for it. Go get that photo with Krampus at The Groove on Saturday.

Also, if you want some more totally unhinged Krampus content from us here on SoBros Network, check out this episode of Phone It In that Rooster and I cut during the holiday season last year on the Krampus legend. It’s a barrel of fun.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.

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