I don’t sleep
And it’s going to kill me
Eyes heavy
Yet I can’t turn away from this guy reviewing pens and notebooks on YouTube
And I know.
Deep down I know.
This is bad for me.
I should just go sleep.
I could actually fall asleep.
It’s not insomnia.
I don’t think.
But then again I don’t know.
I want to sleep.
But, the more time I spend asleep the less time I spend awake listening to this man reviewing pens and notebooks on YouTube.
Madness
You’re losing it Stoney.
Stop watching this.
Stop writing about how you’re watching this and not sleeping.
Just go to fucking sleep, dude.
Wait – there’s a slingshot that’s also a pencil sharpener.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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